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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

What makes you different?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Trump's "They're Eating Cats and Dogs" quote has become a meme. Would this help him get elected? I hope you can be impartial when responding to this question. Thank you

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

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Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

Still no good

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?